June 8th, 2009
Smokie now lives with Fayners sister Lara in Texas. Miss you Smokie.
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June 8th, 2009
So I was having lunch with a friend of mine and she was telling me that she found me on some adult website and that the bio of me listed my real name. Not just me, but a lot of girls. I think that’s pretty shady for some scumbag website operator putting up porn girls real names because he has our 2257 info and IDs to be compliant with regulations.
A lot of girls me included, have had to deal with stalkers and now some moron goes and does this.
I won’t list the name of the site, because why give the asshole any more traffic.
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June 8th, 2009
I made the best decision ever to get rid of my BMW!!! The weather here in LA sucks balls lately!!! Cold, cloudy, miserable! Can’t wait for my Porsche Panemara now!!!!
PS. anyone who still wants to buy the 650 BMW, let me know.
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April 24th, 2009
So the only bad part about Fayner moving back to Boston is that we had to take back Smokie. God I had no idea how much of a pain in the ass that fucking Pit Bull is until she moved back in with us. Here I was all spoiled with two wonderful dogs and then the third one comes and raises hell and barks that crappy bark all day long!!! I just want to kill her. Which is why I told my man that we were getting shock collars for the dogs and if that didn’t work on Smokie the bitch is fucking gone! They came today and I put one on each dog. I instantly turned Smokie’s up to the highest 8 cause she doesn’t feel any pain. Nothing happened. I put Bandit and Bella’s on 1 and they both jumped and then calmed down! What the fuck Smokie! Finally I decided that something must be wrong with the collar and switched Smokie’s with Bella’s and put it on 8 and Smokie jumped super high and then curled up behind me and for once acted like a normal sane dog with no mental problems at all! Can you believe it!
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April 15th, 2009
I hate this day more than any day!!!!!!!!!!! Ugggggggghhhhhhhhhhhhhh
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April 2nd, 2009
I’M SELLING THE BMW CONVERTIBLE CAUSE IT JUST ISN’T PRACTICAL ANYMORE NOW THAT I’M A MOTHER. BUT I REALLY LOVE THAT FUCKING CAR I WANT TO KEEP IT AND GET THE NEW PORSCHE SEDAN THAT’S COMING OUT! I’VE BEEN TOLD THAT IF I’M REALLY REALLY GOOD THEN MAYBE I CAN HAVE THE PORSCHE AS LONG AS I SELL THE BMW. CAN’T I HAVE BOTH? PLEASE!!!! ANYWAY, WE FOUND A BUYER AND I’M NOT SUPPOSED TO BE DRIVING IT ANYMORE BUT WHEN MY MAN GOES OUT TO WORK I TAKE IT OUT AND CRUISE AROUND AND GO OUT TO MALIBU AND DRIVE FAST AROUND THE CORNERS AND THEN SNEAK IT BACK INTO THE GARAGE AND PUT THE KEYS BACK WHERE THEY WERE AND HE DOESN’T KNOW THE DIFFERENCE! OKAY, SO MAYBE HE KNOWS, BUT A QUICK BLOW JOB AND HE FORGETS ALL ABOUT IT!!!
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March 31st, 2009
We have these Mexican doing work in our house these last couple of days putting up doggie gates so the dogs stay away from the baby and I don’t have to murder them. Holla! But sometimes they’re so quiet when they work probably cause they’re sleeping! And I forget that they’re there and continue doing all my daily things like taking a shower. This morning I got up and needed a shower to wake up. But when I was done and walking around the bedroom naked thinking about what to wear I suddenly noticed that one of the workers was 10 feet away from me and staring right at me naked! For a second I flipped out and covered my body with a towel, but then I realized that for years I took off my clothes in front of many people and did things much worse without even thinking twice about it! So of course I dropped the towel and let him look a little more by bending over and pretending to pick something up. Just as I was about to go into full porn mode and open up my pussy with my fingers to let him have a peek, I heard my man coming up the stairs and quickly covered up and went into the bathroom. The funny part is that now both of the workers are upstairs by my room working now I guess the one guy told his buddy and now they’re both expecting a show! Maybe tomorrow!
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March 20th, 2009
so i’ve been told I can’t use ALL CAPS anymore cause it annoys people but what the fuck I’m taylor muthafuckin rain and I do what I want but I guess now that I’m a mother I have to think about other people for a change and have decided to use all small letters for now on! In other news I’m really excited to go to san Francisco this weekend for bianca dagger’s baby shower it’s gonna be so much fun except I have to bring Fayner and we all know how much he sucks he’s gonna wake up the baby and stink like smoke and ask stupid questions but the good part is I get to drop him off at a train station at 7 in the morning and he has to take a train for an hour to get into the city to see his dad! I hope he gets mugged!!!!! Then we’re going to the city and go shopping and eat great Chinese food at the best spot and do some sight seeing! I’m gonna have Fayner take pictures of me so I’ll post them next week!
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March 10th, 2009
OH MY GOD EBAY IS THE MOST FUN EVER! I CAN SPEND HOURS JUST LOOKING FOR COOL STUFF FOR ME AND MY BABY! PLUS I GOT TONS OF THE MAC HELLO KITTY MAKE UP AND I’M SELLING IT ALL AND MAKING A SHITLOAD OF CASH! DAMN I’M SO SMART! I’VE BEEN THINKING ABOUT GOING THROUGH MY CLOSETS AND SELLING ALL THE SHIT I DON’T WEAR ANYMORE BUT LET ME TELL YOU IT WILL BE A HUGE PROJECT AND I DON’T TRUST FAYNER TOUCHING MY SHIT SO I DON’T KNOW WHAT I’M GONNA DO ABOUT IT. I THOUGHT MAYBE ASK MY SISTER TO HELP ME BUT I KNOW SHE’S GONNA WANT TO KEEP EVERYTHING GOOD FOR HERSELF AND THEN I’LL BE LEFT WITH NOTHING TO SELL. BUT I HAVE A LOT OF GREAT STUFF BARELY WORN AND I HEAR THAT WE’RE IN SOME SORT OF RECESSION SO MAYBE I SHOULD DO MY PART AND MAKE SOME MONEY! WE’LL SEE!!!!!
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